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WTF Happened April 2026

Mon, 18 May 2026 21:30:00 EDT

Welcome to the April 2026 edition of WTF Happened! This is a recap of the highlights of the month of April in the year of our lord Gaben, 2026. These recap articles cover world news, tech news, a little U.S. politics with a sprinkle of non-U.S. politics and a bunch of other stuff with the goal of highlighting the biggest news of the month! The general goal is to give you highlights for the month for a variety of topics, not to give you the most important events in chronological order, even if that will sometimes be the order we use.

World News

Another Failed Assassination Of Trump

This is getting ridiculous how incompetent these shooters are. They never seem to hit anything of consequence. Trump went to the correspondents dinner on April 25 and was evacuated from the premises after a failed shooting. The shooter was apprehended moments later and Trump had a public briefing afterward where he used this as an excuse to explain away his White House remodel.

Veterans Arrested At U.S. Capitol During Iran War Protest

Police explained that the protest was illegal because it was inside the congressional buildings, which is not allowed. Protesters were given opportunity to leave the building and protest outside but refused and were arrested because of that refusal to vacate. (The Hill) The footage posted all over social media (like this one) of this event showed a peaceful protest with plenty of room to conduct business as usual, so it amazes me that they'd be arrested for their protest when the arrest alone warrants greater news coverage than they ever would have gotten on their own. The message these vets were trying to get across was that we should stop the war any way possible to save lives on both sides from needless bloodshed and that each soldier has a right to refuse to go to war and should refuse to go to this one.

Ukraine Shot Down Drones While Flying Old Planes

Some really crazy footage of Ukrainians shooting down drones using planes and guns was posted to the r/PublicFreakout subreddit May 1. This footage was a short compilation video of actions really performed back in April or earlier, but looking at the footage, you'd be forgiven for thinking it was some time travel themed war game trailer generated by AI, because the Ukrainian soldiers flew prop planes and the clips were extremely short and jerky. One of the planes shown was the Yakovlev 52, a training plane from 1976. These planes were still in production until 1998 but even then, that's nearly 30 years ago.

Controversial Plan For Healthier School Meals in England

There was legal pressure for schools to have healthier meals in England, bbut now that a plan is in place to have healthier meals, people are pushing back, saying there's a "devastating effect" on an already struggling sector. (Guardian) This pettiness would make the United States proud. Healthy meals is a good thing, people! Stop painting it as bad when the cost goes up if the real cost of the old way of doing things was students' well-being.

Port Montreal Port Expansion Underway

There's this port called the Contrecœur Terminal. Don't ask me how to say that. It's too small, I guess. Canadians are getting to build it bigger thanks to a big $1.16B loan from CIB which was confirmed April 9, and I'm told it'll generate revenue or something. This port expansion will bring more import/export potential and create job opportunities near the eastern coast (sort of, it's on a river that comes in from the Eastern coast and comes close to the United States border) and will do so without killing the environment around it. (Port-Montreal.com) I really don't know why you'd make a biigger port in Montreal when you could make a port further out in some place like New Brunswick, but my best guess is it's easier to carry heavy weight on the water than to truck it everywhere.

"Click To Cancel" Rule For NYC

With all the dark patterns and schemes behind corporations' subscription business models, Zohran Mamdani and the New York City Department of Consumer and Worker Protection have announced a "Click to Cancel" law that would require all companies to allow a single click process for unsubscribing from any service offered to NYC citizens. (Bsky) The law is not yet finalized, but after a 30-day review period, it's likely this law will pass unchanged or barely adjusted. It's a good protection act in my opinion as a former Adobe customer. Even if this law is passed, it doesn't mean the end of dark patterns, it just makes it harder for companies to get away with such practices without consequences. In the end, we have to advocate for open source alternatives whenever we can so we can live in a world where no software company has leverage over the populous like Adobe used to... and kind of still does. Read my "Stop killing old software!" article if you're interested in my point of view on this subject.

NASA Artemis II Launch & Moon Fly-By

A closeup view shows the Orion spacecraft and launch abort system for NASA’s Artemis II test flight at Launch Complex 39B at Kennedy Space Center in Florida on Tuesday, Feb. 10, 2026.

On April 1st, Artemis II launched with the mission to fly around the moon and back to Earth. The mission was a success and resulted in some new images of the backside of the moon as well as some fantastic images of Earth. (NASA)

Here's a picture of Earth from Artemis II:

And here's a picture of the side of the moon, showing part of the front side and backside:

You can see more fantastic images and videos and audio from Artemis II here.

Memes & Internet Jokes

Your Indie Band Name

This chain meme took off on Bluesky around the end of April. It went like this: You quoted the previous poster's band name and reposted the image, which said "Your Indie band name is: Your favorite fruit + the last reason you took painkillers" and say your own band name in the response. Mine was Banana Beat Saber but I changed it to Banana Hiking Accident. (Bsky)

Robin: Stand User

Someone found an old photo of Robin Williams doing some weird dramatic pose and decided to sketch it for practice. This resulted in one user saying "Robin would have been an amazing Stand User " (Bsky) then others took this observation and went further with it, making some fanart and mock-ups of Robin Williams as a stand user in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure universe.

A Ballroom For Protection

Following some insanely stupid thing Donald Trump said about why his ballroom renovation was necessary, tons of big name celebrities and normies alike went to social media to announce they're building ballrooms for their own protection. This trending joke was funny in the saddest way.

First New Photo From The Moon

During and following the successful Artemis II moon fly-by on April 1-9, we saw a meme popularized where you would say "First new photo from the moon" and then post an image from a popular media you like that's set on the moon. You can search for the memes here, but I included a few highlights below.

Celebrity News

The Vampire Diaries Star Admittedly Broke After Retiring

Ian Somerhalder, known by many as one of the vampires in The Vampire Diaries or the handsome dude in Lost, left his lucrative acting career quite early due to trying to start a business and ending up in an 8-figure debt. This wouldn't be April 2026 news, but I thought "Oh, wow, I haven't heard about that guy in ages," so why not point out an interview about something that happened years ago! It's a stark reminder that not everyone who looks well off is actually well off. You can read more on E! if you're curious, but there really isn't a lot of detail given.

Looksmaxxing Influencer Suspected Overdose During Livestream

Some guy with the silly handle Clavicular didn't want to get a normal job, so he took up drugs or something and started showing some skin and said a bunch of stuff about looking good... and I guess he's famous now? Is that really all it takes these days to be a celebrity? Well, this guy has hospitalized after overdosing on something during a Kick stream. (Page Six) Also, he was said to be a suspect in an ongoing investigation into the shooting of an alligator in the Everglades. This guy's getting around! Page Six even went as far as to call him a "incel-ebrity" - Lmao. I will start using that term for people like Asmongold.

Internet News

Bluesky Major Outage

I'm a big supporter of the Bluesky social media platform, but nothing on the internet is perfect, including Bluesky, which will sometimes result in downtime. On the up side, while the Bluesky site was down most of a day, some third party feeds were still working, and many users were able to still use the alternative feeds to post new content and stay connected. Users who used only the main bluesky site were unable to log in and unable to see notifications or post new content for most of April 16. Some residual downtime showed on the following day, but it was mostly resolved by the evening on April 16. Many of the users expressed relief that they'd not have to read depressing news for a day. Those users apparently don't use any other part of the internet at all.

New & Upcoming Movies

Mortal Kombat II

MORTAL KOMBAAAAT! ^*Ahem.* Mortal Kombat 2 came out May 8. I had been hyped about this movie since last year, and I created a Scorpion mask to wear to the theater to celebrate. The feeling before this movie released was that we waited an extra year to watch this but it might be worth the wait. In retrospect, I believe it was well worth the wait, but it wasn't nearly as memorable as the 90s movie.

Spider-Man

On April 13, CinemaCon saw the opening sequence of Spider-Man: Beyond The Spider-Verse, the third part of the acclaimed animated Spider-Man movie trilogy. (DiscussingFilm) We also saw a publicly released new trailer for the Spider-Man: Brand New Day film, coming July 31. View the Brand New Day trailer here.

New & Upcoming Shows

Scrubs Season 11

Scrubs revival series got renewed for season 2 AKA season 11. (Bleeding Cool) To this day, I don't think I've watched all of the original series, because it aired in syndication out of order and was one of the last shows I watched on an actual TV channel before moving to streaming platforms.

Good Omens 3: The Finale

Good Omens, starring Harry Potter's David Tennant and Passengers' Michael Sheen, received its finale in the form of a confusingly short 1-episode final season that showed up on Amazon Prime Video under the guise of a "season 3" with the first and only episode being titled "The Finale". I went into it not knowing the final season had been reduced to only one episode, so I mistakenly thought it would have more episodes later. The show ended on a cliffhanger rewrite that was hardly satisfying and felt like something out of The Good Place. I'm trying to be vague in case you haven't seen it, because I still prefer you watch the show if you liked the previous seasons. There wasn't enough payoff to earlier hints toward the end of the story, and it felt extremely rushed. I was hoping to have a whole season about Hell, because in season 2, it was starting to hint that Hell was a better managed version of Heaven that might be used as a reference to improve Heaven's heirarchy and security. Hell was giving Beetlejuice's afterlife vibes. We unfortunately won't be getting that content in season 3.

The Punisher: One Last Kill

A trailer for Punisher: One Last Kill dropped on YouTube on April 9. It was slated to be released on May 12 on Disney+.

The Boys Season 5

Season 5 of The Boys stretched across March through May with most of the season shown on Prime Video through April and early May. The finale will be shown May 20.

Invincible Season 4 Finale

The final episode of Invincible season 4 'aired' April 22 on Prime Video. The finale was amazing but also left us wanting so much more.

Gaming News

Portal 2: Community Edition

Portal 2: Community Edition released April 17! This is a community mod project that aims to modernize Portal 2. Check it out here! It's free!

Metro 2039 Announced!

I got an email about this upcoming game from the DeepSilver newsletter on April 17.

This is the email sent on April 17.

You can see in the above cropped screenshot that they were intentionally vague about the game's features and release date but were driving traffic to this reveal trailer on Vimeo... albeit locked behind a marketing landing page with tons of JS and ads.

Anno 117 Expansion DLC: Prophecies Of Ash

April 30 saw the Anno 117: Pax Romana expansion titled "Prophecies of Ash" and earned a "Mostly Negative" score on Steam for a combination of its vague use of AI for assets and its absurd marketing lying about what the DLC actually offers. The volcano featured in marketing is hardly in this DLC at all... hidden to the side of your city with a camera system that doesn't offer easy viewing of the volcano. I say wait for a major sale discount and buy the game and this DLC for cheap, because they both feel cheaply made and not worth supporting. Ubisoft has become lazy over the years and isn't really trying at this point.

TerraTech Legion

On April 30, the full TerraTech Legion game was released on Steam. It's a great action roguelike, and yes, I streamed it several times already! Highly recommend this one!

Invincible Fighting Game

We all knew it was coming: an Invincible fighting game! Invincible VS released on most major gaming platforms April 30. Check it out on Steam if you're interested. The story of it is not a rehash of the show's story and is actually a fun elsewhere style story very loosely inspired by the show. It does still require some suspension of disbelief as some power scaling is very broken in this game with certain weak characters being pitted against characters they have no chance of ever beating.

War Of The Western Deep Demo

Image shows anthropomorphic squirrel wielding
a short sword in War of the Western Deep.

This game looks too good to come from an indie studio, but the Steam demo came out April 11 with the release date yet to come. (Bsky) Granted, it has that furry appeal, but to me, it's more like going back to the old Disney cartoon movie of Robin Hood. The art style is simply gorgeous!

Limited Run Promised No Future Delays

Limited Run was started to offer physical copies of digital media, primarily video games. They're also known for delaying shipment of orders for months and sometimes even canceling orders weeks or months later due to not being able to fulfill orders. They've had a ton of controversy over the years, and you can read up on said controversy via Gamespot. However, Limited Run has promised no future order delays for future products and shown a commitment to change by saying "the date is the date" and firing old management. They're restructuring, and unfortunately and ironically, that also means more delays for existing orders.

New VR Games

April 1 saw a new roomscale VR game titled Space Control. This game looks fun but in that way that it's not something I'm hyped to play at release. The game released on Steam and Meta at the same time, though, which is to be respected. I'll likely grab this one after I get my hands on a Steam Frame to see how well it holds up on new PCVR hardware.

April 8 saw a PC SteamVR port of a previously Meta-focused VR game titled The Pirate: Republic of Nassau which promised a semi-realistic pirate adventure experience with many VR-focused interactions and gameplay mechanics, including but not limited to swimming with your hand movements and swordfighting in a physical way. According to the marketing and some community discussion, one of the selling points of the game is its trading system where you can truly live the pirate life by raiding ships and selling the goods back to people. Reviews were "Mostly Positive" on Steam... but I would wait for a sale since the game has been out for a year on Meta at the same price and likely will require some months to get some patches for known bugs on the port. Besides, it's an indie mobile port, so its graphics aren't great by PCVR standards.

On April 14, we saw Game Dev Simulator on Steam. I'd like to play this one. It's exactly $10.00 at release, so it's affordable, but there's also a demo to try. It appears to be built on a Unity VR framework titled Auto-Hand from the looks of it. I'd love to see what this dev accomplished with that framework, and the trailer makes the game look like a ton of fun... if not a bit too creepy!

On April 16, The Amusement released on Steam. This had a demo about a month earlier and was really promising. I passed on grabbing the full game for now, because my VR gear was being sent into a repair company, but I will likely grab the full game whenever I get through the rest of the VR backlog in 3-4 months!

On April 23, 2026, Little Nightmares VR: Altered Echoes released on Steam. The game was on sale for $26.99 (USD) on Green Man Gaming.

Right at the end of April, the hype surrounding the new TMNT game, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Empire City, really started to push the game's release, and pre-orders became available on the Meta store. However, the Steam version didn't get the same treatment. The Steam version looked a little better, and I honestly despise Meta as a company, and I knew I'd be wanting to play this on Steam Frame eventually, so I grabbed the Steam version as soon as it released.

There was a Itch.io VR Jam on April 23, titled VR Jam 9. This game jam resulted in exactly 3 indie small titles being produced under the theme of dungeons & dragons. I was participating at first but backed out after some other participant was ugly with me and ruined my motivation. That and I really didn't like the theme and saw no reason to try for this when there was no prize.

Anyway, the participant entries were as follows:

1. Full Contact Dungeon Bowling VR

2. Snerling Story

3. Souls of the Necromancer

You can view the entries here. The voting period is over, but you can still download and play these prototypes.

On April 29, we saw a demo for an edutainment app called Cloud Journey VR on Steam. This one looked like it might be promising, but the full version has a vague release date. I'll have my historian wife give this one a go sometime.

Tech News

Snapchat Unveiled New Smartglasses

The smartglasses craze continued with Snapchat unveiling a new generation of their smartglasses, Spectacles, with augmented reality capabilities. (KTLA) The profile for these glasses was huge, so I'm not very interested in them personally at the moment, but I think if this profile can be used for wireless VR soon, that will be something I could get into as an improved at-home VR experience as well as an improved arcade VR experience.

Apple Vision Pro Officially Getting Steam Link

Those who were early adopters of the Apple VR/AR/XR ecosystem likely didn't get a lot out of the experience at release, but Apple's definitely trying to work out new functionality and improvements for both the software and hardware side of the expensive Vision Pro headset. Recently, PSVR2 controllers were confirmed to work with the headset via Bluetooth. On top of that, on April 3, Apple and Valve both confirmed Steam Link is coming to the headset. (Tom's Guide) For those still unaware what Steam Link is, it's an app that lets you stream Steam apps and games to other hardware via local network or the internet, essentially allowing you to play your gaming pc from anywhere with a good connection to said gaming PC with lesser hardware like handhelds and phones... and now, XR headsets AKA spatial computers.

Godot 4.7

On April 9, Godot version "4.7 Dev 4" released. (Godot) This release came with some technical features that I really didn't care to read about, but it did show the engine was taking performance seriously. Version "4.7 beta 1" released April 24 with tons of bugfixes as well as major additions to the animation extension, input, and physics systems. (Godot) There's also some quality of life updates to the scene editor, making it a lot more competitive compared to the big contenders in the industry.

The Robot Olympics: Humanoid Robot Half Marathon

On April 19, the Humanoid Robot Half Marathon was hosted in China. The goal was to show what humanoid robots are currently capable of without human guidance. According to MSN, approximately 40% of the participating robots were fully autonomous this year to show off some companies' capabilities with making robots that can avoid obstacles and follow guidelines. However, many of the robots were still guided by humans. This is the second year of the marathon event, so it'll likely keep growing and attract greater interest next year with more autonomous robots participating. For now, however, we can rest easy knowing that the robots are still failing hard and getting put on similar stretcher to humans.

Claude Design Sparked Open Source Alternative

As recently as April 17, Anthropic officially announced Claude Design in open beta (Anthropic). This tool was basically Claude's regular AI with enhanced visual tools to allow rapid UI design iteration. This sparked a renewed interest in open AI alternatives for UI design tools. Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! I mean, thus Open Cowork AI's Open-Codesign was born! On April 23, Open-Codesign v0.1.4 released with some usable features, including a ChatGPT tie-in to allow you to get similar design tooling out of ChatGPT models. Of course, Open-Codesign isn't as easy to use as Claude Design and won't generate as appropriate of results. You'll also likely still have to subscribe to a service to get optimal results without a data center worth of PCs.

Closing Story: Data Centers

Recently, we've seen a lot of data centers popping up all over the world thanks to the AI bubble. According to More Perfect Union, many communities were uplifted from data center development despite media coverage claiming the communities welcomed the data centers. The communities apparently didn't want such developments, but the higher-ups didn't prevent these companies from imposing their own wishes upon not just the surrounding area but the direct neighborhoods and have even affected the municipal water supply negatively.

The data center problem extends to not just pollution but also power hogging. These data centers require a lot of electricity to operate, and the people behind these data centers are not even trying to make their power independent from the local municipality. This results in power costs being higher for residents because the power demand is too high.

In some cases, the power for data centers is taking power away from residents. Local power providers, which can be privatized companies, are now abandoning residents to focus on data centers because it's more profitable. Look at Lake Tahoe, California for a good example of this. (Tahoe Daily Tribune) This issue is a reminder that we should not rely on privatized businesses for vital services.

Alright, that's all I have to talk about for now. Oh, by the way, I finally decided to uninstall ARC Raiders. It was too much of a time sink, and my friends simply weren't playing anymore, so I gave it up. I'm going to continue the "Don't shoot!" meme into the rest of the year regardless. I'd revisit the game if it was given a non-PVP mode, but until then...

WTF Happened March 2026

Tue, 14 Apr 2026 23:30:00 EDT

This is the WTF Happened recap article for March 2026! This is a retrospective series, so every post is technically late, but we do these articles for the sake of being able to go back and remind ourselves what was going on each month. It's nice to be able to easily get a bunch of highlights from a specific month without having to ask an AI for a summary based on every news article out there. Our approach is more environmentally friendly and speaks from the soul of an actual person who lived through the time.

World News & Politics

Anti-Kat Advertising Campaign Exposed

Kat Abughazelah, a popular Illinois politician, exposed an anti-her campaign that she found out about. It was laughably bad. Start going down the rabbit hole here.

Xbox Exec Fired For Refusing Bathrobe Outfit At GDC

A female Xbox executive producer was phased out of her job after a co-worker reported her boss to H.R. and said she was saved by Phil Spencer (Notebook Check) This happened way back in the early 2000s, but she came out with the story at the beginning of March. I think the story should have been shared sooner, but the games industry back in the 2000s was awful toward women in general, and society hasn't changed enough if you ask me.

NPR and PBS Funding Pause Unconstitutional

A Federal judge sided with NPR and PBS against Trump's attempt to remove their funding. (CNN) This doesn't mean their funding is safe, but it does mean they will likely receive a lot of the funds taken away from them by Trump's executive order. That said, these companies will have to continue to seek funding from elsewhere to secure their future under the ongoing Trump term. I, for one, hope PBS bounces back with more money than they were originally promised. NPR, too, but if I had to pick just one, PBS is way more valuable to me overall, because PBS is how I watched Frontline, Downton Abbey and Masterpiece Theater. PBS also has their own news shows, though NPR is definitely the better news source on the web. Let's not forget Sesame Street and Barney. PBS was such a huge part of my childhood and young adulthood that it feels downright criminal to even think about defunding it.

White House Posted Distasteful Video Glorifying Death Of Iranians

There were many really bad promo videos posted on White House social media accounts recently, but this one really took the cake, or should I say, it got the killstreak? The video, shown here, was a splice of real world strike footage and Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 3 gameplay. It was posted soon after an attack on Iranian school that killed at least 175 people, including children and teachers. (Washington Post) The way this was promoted was disgusting.

Iran Ignored Warnings To Stop Attacking Ships

There was some added tension between the United States and the rest of the world in March after the attacks on Iranian facilities in mid to late February. many countries expressed disappointment in the decision and many more expressed concern that they were not given advance warning of the attack. (PBS) This led to Iran attacking ships in retaliation and eventually, the U.S. decided to announce a future blockade in the Persian Gulf in April to intercept Iranian drone attacks.

Meta Reportedly Outsourced Smartglasses Footage Review

This hits close to home for me, because I bought the first generation Meta Wayfarer glasses last year. Meta reportedly hired third parties to review footage submitted to their servers. (Ars) This should be illegal, but unfortunately, we live in the darkest, dumbest timeline. That said, this is why tons of people will avoid Meta like the plague and only buy hardware they can use freely without a company overlord. It's also wise to at least turn off all Meta AI features on these glasses if privacy is important to you.

Federal Judge Limits Tear Gas Use In Oregon

Amid lawsuits, a federal judge has ruled that ICE agents cannot use tear gas in residential areas or to use any amount of any chemical substance that could reach a residential area. (Katu)

The Memes

With the anticipation of the release of Pokemon Pokopia, Pixelframe released a Pokopia font generator, and this tool was used to make a bunch of meme images basically saying things you wouldn't normally expect a Pokemon game to say.

We also saw a ton of Twin Peaks memes during this time for a similar reason of it just being easy to churn out content with this generator that released the month prior.

We also saw a trending meme of "How I Access Bluesky" where the user posts some image to describe how they access Bluesky, often some crazy fiction but also some funny images based on not-so-farfetched ideas, like accessing Bluesky in a VR browser.

DLSS 5 was announced at the Nvidia GTC event on March 16. The reception was so poor it led to the "DLSS 5 off/DLSS 5 on" meme.

Celebrity News

Chuck Norris Beat Us In The Death Race!

Chuck Norris decided to finally take part in the death race at age 86, (Yahoo!) citing he didn't even know the race was a thing until he talked to God about it. Of course, he got to the finish line immediately once he started participating. Chuck Norris jokes aside, Carlos "Chuck" Norris will be missed by pretty much the whole world. The legacy he left behind was epic, even if a lot of people will remember his real life as simply an old actor who got typecast his whole career. (Jennifer Asencio at Yahoo!) Chuck did so much throughout his life that I can't help but respect the hustle. He was a martial arts master, a TV star, a business man, and a military veteran. He started several philanthropic programs across the world to help feed, cloth, teach and treat people. He was an internet meme stronghold on top of all of that.

Mark Hamill's Son Turned 42

On March 4, Mark Hamill's youngest son, Griffin Hamill, turned 42. (Official Mark Hamill Biography) Mark posted on Bluesky to wish him a happy birthday. This makes me feel so... old.

Harrison Ford Accepted The Life Achievement Award

Speaking of feeling old, Netflix hosted the 32nd Annual Actor Awards where Harrison Ford, now in his 80s, was presented the Life Achievement Award. You can watch a 8-minute clip of Harrison Ford's acceptance speech on YouTube. It's worth a watch!

New Movies

Super Mario Galaxy the Movie released March 28, April 1 worldwide. The movie's biggest surprise cameo was spoiled days before release with an official movie poster featuring Fox McCloud. Below is a screenshot of someone showing some frustration toward the spoiler.

New Shows

Invincible season 4 started on March 18 with a 3 episode premiere and released a single episode per week since then. The finale of season 4 is set to air April 22.

Upcoming Movies

We saw a trailer for The End of Oak Street show up on Discord's quests. The trailer shows dinos running around a suburban neighborhood, Jurassic Park style! I'm looking forward to this one, and it comes out August 14!

A new trailer for Street Fighter came out and the movie is looking good!

On April 1st, the new trailer for Spider-Man: Brand New Day dropped. The trailer actually showed up a few days earlier in some theaters, so I felt it was worth mentioning in the March recap. The movie looks really promising as a good street level Spider-Man tale.

The Moana live action trailer was shown online and in theaters and showed Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in full Maui get-up.

Upcoming Shows

Lanterns dropped its first trailer on March 4. It's a very grounded trailer but mentions a squirrel character in the dialogue. I'm unsure how invested I can get into a DC universe show right now with the state the DC franchises have been in lately, but this could be a really good spiritual successor to Early Edition. Gary Hobson. Here to save the day once again... except this time, he has a power ring.

McFarlane Superman Figurines

On March 19, the Superman versus Mongul playset went up for pre-order on the McFarlane Toys website. (Superman Supersite) I'd be lying if I didn't admit I had some nostalgia for the comic these toys are inspired by. Some toys released for the upcoming Supergirl movie, too, but you really can't beat the classics.

New Games

Pokemon Pokopia poked out on March 5 only on Nintendo Switch 2. I'll be honest, I'm not enough of a Pokemon fan to care about this one, but Pokemon fans went crazy on social media about it, and the concept is an interesting one for sure. The story behind the game is filled with dark curiosities I just know Nintendo was not prepared to dig deep into. The internet, however, got to make up its own stories about what happened to the trainer of this ditto, and the open narrative definitely played a part in making this game go viral. (IGN) Of course, every Pokemon game gets *some* attention, even Hey You, Pikachu!. Okay, yeah, that was also a cool concept... I guess.

March 6 saw Blossom: The Seed Of Life on Steam for $16.99. The demo was really cool, but it did seem like a lesser version of Astroneer if not for the biome growing/farming stuff. It could be cool, but the lack of multiplayer at launch makes it a hard recommendation for those who already played Astroneer and mostly played it with other people. That said, I think playing these kinds of games alone is its own worthwhile experience, because playing with others tends to make these games a lot easier and a lot less engaging. When you can't rely on teammates for the materials, it forces you to choose when you need materials badly enough to get them yourself.

Everwind released March 17! We were looking at this game last month with a lot of anticipation but didn't go into depth about it because we had just seen it around the end of the month. It looks really promising for Minecraft lovers, and we really want to try it soon, but it's definitely going to require a lot of time to play! Check it out and wishlist it at Steam.

The highly anticipated open world game Crimson Desert was released on most major platforms March 19. The game was met with mixed reviews with some players praising the amount of freedom the game allows and other players complaining about the random theming, pointless narrative, and awkward controls. There was also some controversy over the game's use of generative AI.

You guys remember Neopets? If so, you might be overdue for a colonoscopy, but you might also want to check out this trailer, which dropped March 25 and is a Neopets minigame collection.

Video Game Preservation Shut Down

Myrient, a video game preservation service, was officially shut down March 31. The creator of Myrient still has their 3DS preservation archive available under the name hShop (assuming that's short for homebrewShop), and yes, you can download 3DS games there. I will not link to it since its legal status is questionable, but it's easy to find if you really want it. I don't even have a 3DS currently, but I assume you could find something on AliExpress to help you play roms on the 3DS hardware without much investment. Now might be the best time to collect the games you lost to the official eShop's closure for fear of losing them forever.

Rec Room Is Shutting Down Immediately

The popular VR social experience turned kids desktop minigame game Rec Room has announced it is closing its doors effective almost immediately. (Official blog) Existing users have a couple months to save their data, but no new users are allowed. The main website does not make this news obvious, still asking users to download the app.

New VR Games

Of course, games which expect you to play with your wood come out all the time, but Forest Construction VR, which came out March 11, looks like it might be a pretty... immersive experience. Or you could just get a VR porn game. Whatever floats your boat.

Speaking of boats, Bootstrap Island reached its 1.0 release March 12. (VRShowcase) The PSVR2 release was still in development. Check it out on Steam!

Some other VR games which released this month include VMX, Racket Pinball, Re-Animated, Unseen Diplomacy 2, and Dezzibels among many other releases.

VMX is a BMX simulator game in VR that looks really fun!

Tower Tag tried to say it released March 13, but it's been out for years and had a 1.0 launch before. They're relaunching but this time, there are bots and other cool features to keep you busy. I personally think it's a unique experience worth trying out, but it misses the mark trying to replicate classic laser tag, because it takes place in square tower spaces.

Not long before the airing of The Boys season 5, a The Boys VR game originally titled "The Boys Trigger Warning" but simplified to just "The Boys" was released on March 26 exclusively on Meta for $29.99.

One particular new VR release that caught my eye was Dig To Escape, which released March 5 on Steam with a hilarious trailer and a rather charming mole mascot.

Kickstarter: Toumei S2 Ultra Short Throw Laser Projector

I have a soft spot for video projectors, and this one seems pretty cool. Check out the Kickstarter campaign here while it's still going on. It's a projector that falls into enthusiast pricing, but it's really sleek and offers a ton of great features for a reasonable early bird price at least.

Official Price Hike: PlayStation 5

The PS5 came out in 2020 for $499. It is now $649 for the non-digital edition and the digital edition is still increasing to a massive $599. (Sony) Someone should tell Sony that consoles are supposed to lose value, not get more expensive after more than half a decade. Thankfully, this price hike hasn't affected current stock on Amazon yet, so if you plan on buying a PS5, you may as well buy it on credit right away, because in the near future, it will cost just as much as the interest you'd pay to get it now and then pay over time. It may even cost less to pay over time in that scenario.

VR Game Publisher Announced

Just when we thought the VR industry was stagnating, on March 5, Evolution Publishing, a VR-focused game publisher, was announced. (Games Industry) If you're a VR developer looking to get a publisher, this is lovely news. Shoot your shot!

Software News

Blender 5.1

Blender 5.1 released March 17 with new features, optimizations and improvements to the UI. You can read up on everything that's new to Blender here. I personally think this release is huge for the Cycles and Eevee community because of the added "El Rey Cast" feature, but there's a lot of good stuff in this release.

Pico OS 6 & New Early Access Hardware Program

Pico, the VR hardware giant, announced OS 6 and a new early access developer outreach program to supply developers with their newest hardware. (Pico)

Boris FX Acquired Magix Software

On March 30, Boris FX, known for their suite of video editing and audio editing tools and plugins aimed mostly at enterprise projects, has acquired consumer grade video editing software Vegas Pro from Magix Software as well as Magix's other previously acquired products, Sound Forge and Acid Pro. This means new rounds of reorganization behind these software line-ups and the price of the software is likely to increase as well for the next major release of each product. Boris will likely fund the development of these products a lot more than Magix ever did, and they'll likely improve their plugin products to work better with Vegas at least now that they're incentivized to push Vegas as the primary way to use their AI plugins. This acquisition at least keeps a popular but dated video editor app out of obscurity for a few more years before it gets replaced by something new and shiny.

Firefox Split View

A new feature, Split View, was added to Firefox to allow users to organize nested browser tabs into split view panes similar to Blender viewports. (Firefox blog)

This feature is actually really useful for streamers who want to keep their chat tab on the screen at all times. Previously, you had to be creative with the window instances and use a OS level snapping tool or manually adjust the window sizes and then keep an empty tab instance open everywhere you wanted a specific size window. This split view means you can go back to split view or never leave it and just drag tabs around without worry.

Gimp 3.2

On March 14, Gimp 3.2 released with major upgrades over 3.1. (Gimp blog)

Godot Engine 4.7 Dev 3 Snapshot

Godot 4.7 Dev 3 snapshot was released March 26 with some cool new features mostly for the editor and for mobile screen support. (Official blog)

N64 Indie Games Are Still A Thing!

Junk Runner 64, an open world tech demo of a game reached version 2.1 on March 18. (Github) I've downloaded but not tried the rom. It looks interesting based on the description and screenshots. I look forward to giving it a go on original hardware shortly.

Claude Code Leaked

On March 31, Anthropic accidentally pushed a source map to their NPM repository that linked developers to private source code snippets for Claude Code as well as a roadmap for upcoming features Anthropic has already developed for the most part based on this leak. The funniest part of all this is they didn't even realize they did it for several hours, and a bunch of geeks made their own copies of what they found in the leak before it could be sealed up with the finest duct tape.

iMoochi

Early March saw the release of a new robo-doll product that looks a lot like a Furby. It's the iMoochi! The creator claims this product, particularly its AI software, can be useful to treat mental illness here, and honest, if there was ever a red flag not to buy a doll, this is it. It's cute, but if I was going to buy an AI, it better be in a fully animated Optimus Prime or a Gorgonite.

Happy St. Patty's Day!

People celebrating Saint Patrick's Day likely don't know much about the holiday or why they're celebrating. Many people just like to party, and to those people, I hope you had fun during this holiday, but it's more than just a day off work (assuming you even get the day off). Saint Patrick's Day is a day to memorialize the death day of Saint Patrick and remember what he stood for. Before you go out and celebrate another commercialized holiday event, perhaps read about the original purpose of the holiday, or... listen to the NYC mayor talk about it on a Bluesky video post.

Oh, and please,

Aw, man, why'd you have to go and do that?

Stop killing old software!

Sun, 12 Apr 2026 18:30:00 EDT

There was recently a movement to "Stop Killing Games", and I'd like us to consider expanding that movement to software. Let's stop killing software in general! Adobe is guilty of killing Flash Player, but thankfully, we had enough open source tech out there to replace it and keep the old content alive with less officially supported alternative players like Ruffle. Then, there's Unity and their web player plugin, which seemed like it would replace Flash Player as a 3D alternative before Unity pulled the plug on that plugin and we started working on WebGL alternatives which only recently reached a similar feature set to the Unity web player. I personally feel that the web player should have been open-sourced as part of a community outreach project, but Unity, like Adobe, is very anti-consumer. I'll come back to that later.

One thing I'm definitely a nerd about is the history of the internet. However, it's not because I want to ace trivia questions somewhere about the first dialup modem (History-Computer) or that time we created the internet. No, my reasons are more self-serving: I just loved the internet "back in the day" and feel that we've lost something special. It was more fun to explore the internet before it became this mostly corporate social media world. There's still stuff out there like what I once explored, but the culture of the internet as a whole has moved away from that stuff to become bland and mostly uninteresting with an odd fixation on extremely short blog posts on only a spare few blog hosting sites we now refer to as social media.

I grew up with some wild stuff like Flash and Shockwave, but before even those, we had HyperCard. (Ars) What was cool about HyperCard was it made things interactive and fun to look at long before we even had Flash Player. It wasn't really an internet thing, but it was an early attempt at what Macromedia Flash would eventually become... sort of. The HyperCard technology was able to handle a lot of stuff but wasn't web-centric, while Flash was more animation-focused and required some additional overhead to accomplish a similar goal. It was still a great step forward for animators at the time, and it was great for making... flashy... webpages, too... before we even had ajax requests in 1999. (IE5 Wiki)

Anyway, it feels like we keep killing technology that was simple to use in favor of technology that over-complicates the same deliverables we already accomplished. I wish we could just fix problems with the old stuff rather than throw it in the trash and start new every few years. I'm looking at you, Unity game engine! *Ahem!*

Like Adobe, Unity jumped ship from the product business to the service business decades ago, and like many others, I was a customer they abandoned soon after that switch. Like Adobe, Unity made it increasingly harder over time to use their old software and eventually made it impossible to activate an old license you legitimately bought. The only way to use Unity 4.x now is to use a pirated, cracked copy of it, which introduces security challenges and performance hits due to those security challenges. For example, you have to run the cracked copy in a sandboxed virtual machine to reduce the likelihood of a virus taking over the system or the app from calling home, and any compiled code is at high risk of being infected by extension. Similarly, Adobe removed old licenses for Flash years after CC was a thing because it would force us old users to buy the new subscription or download a crack to keep using their software even though the software was sold to us as a product, not as a subscription. All of this is anti-consumer, but it's also anti-progress, because it means they don't actually have to improve their software to get old users to upgrade; They just have to make old versions no longer work when the time comes to force their customers to upgrade.

The workaround for now is to stop supporting closed source software whenever possible. Open source software doesn't typically get killed as easily, because even if the original developer stops working on the project, if enough people are passionate about the project, they will create a fork of the project and keep it alive. This is what happened with Atom Editor: We got Pulsar Edit. Rarely do we get closed source projects open-sourced after their life ends, but we do sometimes have that happen, and it's nice when that finally happens. For example, Tilt Brush became Open Brush and the open source community managed to expand Tilt Brush to have multiplayer and fix tons of bugs and have integration with Liv's mixed reality app within weeks. We also get a lot of hybrids of open source projects and closed source tools, like Stencyl's editor being closed source but their actual game engine being MIT-licensed. I like this because we get the engine as a starting point to keep old games working if the company ever goes under or gets sold to someone else. The editor is where the meat of the project is, mind you, but at least we can easily preserve old projects and have a ground truth of how the game engine operates. It feels safer than other tools like Unity where the entire engine is closed source. Unreal, Unity's biggest competition, is now partially open source as well.

If you're looking for a modern Flash alternative that kind of doubles as a modernized HyperCard (depending on how you use it), look at Wick Editor. It's open source (GPL 3) and works incredibly well. I highly recommend it if you want to bring life to the web or make a modernized version of a Flash game. Alternatively, if you want to add CSS animations to your webpages, try my CSS Animator instead, but it's more geared toward simple object manipulation tasks I find obnoxious without said tool. If your goal is 3D game creation, look at Godot.

Stop killing old software!

Sun, 12 Apr 2026 18:30:00 EDT

Stop killing old software!

Sun, 12 Apr 2026 18:30:00 EDT